The only accessory a Father truly needs is a mustache. Without one a Dad looks like a lost turtle drained of his power. The power to boss you around while he himself remains still, to hold a newspaper and drink coffee at the same time, to end arguments with a single look. Along side his mustache, here are a couple of our Father-est things.
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